Randy Prozac "The Reasons For All Your Lies" (2010)

Produced by Randy Prozac

 

Fetus 2 Go

it's getting late and i need a date
i don't wanna sit home and masturbate
i head over to the abortion clinic
one of those girls will do me in a minute

i walk in the door and people just stare
girls sit there crying but i don't care
i ask some girl if she's got a light
i say hey baby watcha doin' tonight?

she looks like she's about to get sick
i wonder if she's the type that likes to suck dick?
hey i don't care if you wanna kill your child
let's go get drunk after and girls gone wild

fetus 2 go and i brought some confetti
let's grind it up and put it into spaghetti
come on baby i'll show you a good time
those pills they gave you go real good with wine

i know you're hurt and some attention you'll be needing
and i'm the type of guy who has no problem with bleeding
fetus 2 go and some girls gone wild
we'll stay up all night and we'll drink and dial

don't be ashamed jesus ain't in this place
we'll rub the abortion on snoop dogs face
i know how to make a pipe out of the skull
i'm totally serious ain't no jokin' at all

the girl asks the nurse to call the police
i lean a little closer and give a little squeeze

oh well i guess i'll try the next one in line
i come up behind and run my finger down her spine
how far along i say? 7 or 8?
the look on her face makes me wanna masturbate

don't talk to me she says, but i'm a doctor??
fetus 2 go and that's my final offer
i start to kiss her on the back of the neck
she vomits on herself this dark green slick

the green brings out your eyes i say to her
it won't be long now before she starts to purr
they take her away but she'll be back
maybe that fat one will lick my sac?

i sit next to her and ask if she needs to talk
i'm absolutely positive she wants my cock
i hear the suction machine in the back of the room
fetus 2 go when the flowers bloom

so i get up and try the one in the corner
she'll be the dog and i'll be the owner
you look really cute when you're in despair
that tragic guilty look really suits your hair

her eyes fill with tears and i start to smile
don't worry baby i know it's been a while
what do you do? and i pretend to care
nothing. she says and i just stare

so she asks what do you like to do?
i say i write songs that mean fuck you.

 

Two Tickets To Thailand

we're going to thailand and we're going tonight
i am a god there because i am white
i packed my viagra and i packed some toys
to give to all the frightened little ladyboys
i'll break their jaws so i can fit it down deeper
leave the corpse on a beach it won't make the paper
give them some pills so they won't remember
licking a white american's member
i can't wait to put on my big pampers
gotta make sure i buy a bag of shaved hamsters
think i'll start by breaking some fingers
i like them in pain when i perform cunnilingus

i got two tickets to thailand baby
i got one for you
and i got one for me
and when we get there
we'll have sex all night
with an underage boy
who won't put up a fight
i got two tickets to thailand baby
first class buttfuck on paradise sea
for the price of a burger
we can fuck some children
got a hotel on rape island
wee!

i love child blood
i love how it smears
i love it when onto my cock
falls the tears
what a place
i just love this country
it's the only place
where i can just be me
put my cock in the mouth
while i stand on the hands
i'll show them the power
of the great white man
after i cum
they'll be bleeding and sore
but i'm just starting
you thailand whore

i got two tickets to thailand baby
i got one for you
and i got one for me
and when we get there
we'll have sex all night
with an underage boy
who won't put up a fight
i got two tickets to thailand baby
first class buttfuck on paradise sea
for the price of a burger
we can fuck some children
got a hotel on rape island
wee!

 

Mr Speedo

yeah i'm white
but i act like i'm black
my parents are rich
and they got my back
i got some tattoos
and yeah they're lame
i'm dead serious
when i play my pool game
mr speedo
poppin' some wood
i'm your banana buddy
i'm your dude
shaved my balls
so they'll slip and slide
in a psychological closet
i hide

i got my penis pierced
i didn't tell you?
oh man, i can't believe
i didn't tell you
i buy expensive clothes
designed to look street
i look like i'm from the hood
but my childhood was sweet

 

Pedophiles On The Web

i'm a fat fuck
and i love my computer
i chat with teens
and i smell like baby powder

i pretend i'm a teen
but i'm 48
they send me their pictures
and it's time to masturbate

i have no friends
but online i have many
all of them are teens
and all of them are me

i talk to myself
and i weave my web
and wait for the teens
to add me as a friend

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

i can't help myself
as i stare at the box
chatting with the teens
as i play with my cock

they tell me all their secrets
and their teenage fantasies
sometimes we use mail
to exchange favorite panties

i'm old enough to be
their own father
the teens get me
so hot and bothered

good thing the chatrooms
have anonymity
it makes being a pedophile
just so easy

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

sometimes what happens
when i talk to a teen
is i find out it's just
another pedophile like me

we both have a laugh
and trade pictures of kids
there's no online shortage
of what a pedophile needs

the internet's a haven
for people like me
the web is just one big
pedophile community

but now i must go
back to my dark hole
the kids are waiting
and my inbox is full

so many others
are just like me
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

kiss wife goodnight
lock door to my room
nobody knows that
we're pedophiles on the web

 

Flogging The Office Party

i'm so wasted and so is my boss
secretary's are hammered and they took off their bra's
i'm sucking up to whoever i see
i'm buttering those muffins cuz what's in it for me?

co-workers are fucking in the back of the john
let's see who's left for me to con
i put on my smile with my hollywood teeth
cost me 20 fucking grand i better get some girlbeef

i'm flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don't fucking care about nothing that matters
i'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

i'm flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don't fucking care about nothing that matters
i'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

boss has passed out, let's go look in his office
helped myself to his fat little wallet
i open his desk and i take a big dump
hey i have the exact same penis pump

i look through the files and i take them and shred them
i'll be the one next in line for promotion
secretary's doing coke off vice presidents dick
regional manager is getting sick

i'm flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don't fucking care about nothing that matters
i'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

i'm flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don't fucking care about nothing that matters
i'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

i go to the vault with the numbers i found
security's stoned, i creep by without sound
i open up the safe, fill my pockets with money
when they fire the boss, that'll be real funny

secretary's passed out at the end of the hall
i roll her on her face and i shoot my ball
the boss can't stand and he's puking and sicker
before i leave i fill my briefcase with liquor

i'm flogging, flogging the office party
broke a thermometer and put it in the coffee
i don't fucking care about nothing that matters
i'm too fucking busy playing snakes and ladders

 

Big Truck = Small Cock

feeling so big in my brand new truck
brain's real small but don't give a fuck
check the size of my king fucking cab
working on the pipeline's a cash fucking grab

three weeks on and one week off
all this cash makes me wanna jerk off
now i'm driving down to the city
grab a meth whore and fuck her shitty

i'm a truck driving faggot man
getting rich from raping the land
cuz of my job the poor can't afford
to feed their families who become my whores

i'm a truck driving faggot man
getting rich from raping the land
cuz of my job the poor can't afford
to feed their families who become my whores

heading back now to jerk some more pipe
fucking fumes killed all the wildlife
but who cares i love my car
gets me laid when i'm at the bar

looks like it's gonna be a wicked night
pocket full of money and looking for a fight
motherfucker's staring from across the hall
i'll fuck his old lady in the toilet stall

i'm a truck driving faggot man
getting rich from raping the land
cuz of my job the poor can't afford
to feed their families who become my whores

i'm a truck driving faggot man
getting rich from raping the land
cuz of my job the poor can't afford
to feed their families who become my whores

i don't care about ecological damage
i'm a working man, where's my corned beef sandwich?
this city's too small for my truck
indian bitch traded meth for a suck

i'm the man and i'm taking it all
food bank family can lick my ball
i'm the king in my big fucking truck
my cock is small but money gets it sucked

i'm a truck driving faggot man
getting rich from raping the land
cuz of my job the poor can't afford
to feed their families who become my whores

 

Self Stimmy

i work in a group home
with retarded kids
and i stay there on the weekend
and i tuck them in
when the lights go down
it's just them and me
and it's time to teach my course
in self stimmy

all the retard girls
they just love me
we gather around
and we self stimmy
don't know what that means
but i know how it smells
and i get a discount sale
on petroleum gels

take off your pants
and take off your shoes
and give a retard
some good stiff booze
there's one that i like
and she's a little crippled
and i get her dancing
and take shots of her nipples

all the retard girls
they just love me
we gather around
and we self stimmy
don't know what that means
but i know how it smells
and i get a discount sale
on petroleum gels

what do i care
you're the one that hired me
the retarded girls
love to self stimmy
i'm real normal looking
and you'd never guess
when i get your kids alone
they're in a state of undress

all the retard girls
they just love me
we gather around
and we self stimmy
don't know what that means
but i know how it smells
and i get a discount sale
on petroleum gels

i videotaped the one that i like
playing with herself
and she can't talk right
dunno why everyone
thinks this shit's so tragic
it's the time of my life
and the summer is magic

all the retard girls
they just love me
we gather around
and we self stimmy
don't know what that means
but i know how it smells
and i get a discount sale
on petroleum gels

 

Circle Jerk Machine

circle jerk machine
self guilty and pristine
circle jerk machine
feeding us our dreams
circle jerk machine
it's your babys sweet sixteen
circle jerk machine
the dead bodys last wet dream
circle jerk machine
editing your thoughts
circle jerk machine
living while we rot
circle jerk machine
giving us a bruising
circle jerk machine
and the suicide we're choosing
circle jerk machine
you are the perfect fool
circle jerk machine
and the perfect social tool
circle jerk machine
needing social esteem
circle jerk machine
self guilty and pristine
circle jerk machine
feeding us our dreams
circle jerk machine
it's your babys sweet sixteen
circle jerk machine
the dead bodys last wet dream
circle jerk machine

 

Damaged Control

i wear a mask
underneath the mask
that i wear with you

i wear a disguise
and i'm a total lie
just to be with you

i don't know how to be
the real me
cuz there's no such thing

look in my eyes
and believe the lies
that i keep forgetting

please kill me
please kill me
end it all
i want to die

please hate me
erase me
close the door
and say goodbye

please kill me
please kill me
end it all
i want to die

please hate me
erase me
close the door
and say goodbye

i'm a fake
you heart i'll break
flush me down the drain

the perfect smile
and i'm always in style
(and the cheap cocaine)

my lying face
is my hiding place
i'm a waste of time

i'm the snake
and you're the ladder
that i climb

please kill me
please kill me
end it all
i want to die

please hate me
erase me
close the door
and say goodbye

 

Blowjob Machine

i'm so weak
i'm so empty inside
i've got to give blowjobs
i don't care about pride
blowjobs, blowjobs
i'm a blowjob machine
give me some kneepads
and some listerine
i need the attention
i don't get it you see
i never developed personality
i look back into my memories
i see blowjobs, blowjobs
and attention for me
blowjobs. blowjobs
pay attention to me
blowjobs. blowjobs
i'm so lonely, lonely
i do what it takes
to get what i need
i'm just a parasite
and i need to feed
there's nothing at all
interesting about me
i don't exist
unless i'm down on my knees
i'm too dumb
to know any better
suck cock for a dime
right down to the letter
no self esteem
and i feel so shitty
i put on an act
just to get some pity
get me drunk
so i don't feel no pain
of sucking my life off
down the drain
give blowjobs to whoever
is looking at me
i'll suck every guy
at the party
i'm still so weak
i'm still so empty inside
i've got to give blowjobs
i don't care about pride
blowjobs, blowjobs
i'm a blowjob machine
give me some kneepads
and some listerine
i need the attention
i don't get it you see
i never developed personality
i look back into my memories
i see blowjobs, blowjobs
and attention for me
blowjobs. blowjobs
that's my name
blowjobs. blowjobs
end my pain
i'll play the game
i'll be your pawn
i'll do blowjobs
until the dawn
let me stay
don't kick me out
i got blowjobs
there is no doubt
you don't even have to
talk to me
just let me stay
blowjobs for free
i'll be right back
please let me in
i need to throw up
in the alley again
so what if i'm dumb?
just look at you
you want blowjobs or not?
fuck you
i got nothing
so give me some
blowjobs my life
stop saying i'm dumb
give me that beer
i'm not drunk yet
i'll give you blowjobs
when you take a shit
i don't care
if i am dead
i get attention
for giving head
i'm feeling weaker and i'm emptier inside
i've got to give blowjobs
and fuck my pride
blowjobs, blowjobs
i'm a blowjob machine
give me some kneepads
and some listerine
i need the attention
i don't get it you see
i never developed personality
i look back into my memories
i see blowjobs, blowjobs
and attention for me
blowjobs. blowjobs
pay attention to me
blowjobs, blowjobs
and attention for me
blowjobs, blowjobs
and attention for me