White Penises On Crack

I view these Joe Biden songs as kind of Biden's celebration of life. There is no self or moral reflection, no negativity, angst, or neuroticism. Rather, there is a pride and a celebratory attitude of what he has done and will continue to do. There is a kind of childlike naivety about the present moment for him in which he commits his atrocities. He needs no escape from it, no coping mechanism. He is completely consumed by it, completely aware of it, in the same way that his son views his own cock in objective amazement and fascination. In the moment of the song when it hits the climax and he says "I'll ram it down your throats! Did you see my son's penis?!" there is a kind of moment of transcendence which represents everything that Biden is, everything he stands for; he is an inevitability. He is Joe Biden, and we must take note of that fact. Like Bill Gates, he asserts his existence upon us, not necessarily out of the need for existential affirmation like Bill Gates does, but rather, because we simply should repeatedly recognize his ontological status as Joe Biden, the fact Joe Biden is, and this is something that all Americans, all people of the world, simply should and must take note of for their own benefit, so that we may be liberated into the same kind of amoral and objective psychopathic third-person disembodiment that Joe Biden phenomenally experiences as he revels in the joy of being.

There is no irony about Joe Biden's question to us -- we who are presumably his victims -- when he asks whether or not we have seen his son's penis. There is no malicious intent, nothing ironic or snide about his inquiry, no intentional connotation that his inquiry is in any way wrong due to its potentially immoral nature. Rather, it is a genuine inquiry made from a place of real and profound amazement, out of a sincere and deeply held belief and conviction: his sons' penis is quite simply something remarkable that simply should be seen by everyone. Because we -- those of us who are not Joe Biden -- are simply indistinguishable objects surrounding the environment of Joe Biden, he does not think it odd or unusual in any way to repeatedly ask victims of his son's sexual assaults whether or not they have seen his son's penis, because, like Biden himself, it is something that we should take note of for our own benefit, because, his son's penis, by virtue of being a kind of disembodied part of Biden himself, is something remarkable in and of itself, causa sui, sui generis. Thus, to see his son's penis is in some way to partake in the transcendence which Biden himself not just represents, but in some way is. He is wholly other, a physical instantiation of a transcendently alien force who pulls us into the timeless liminal space of surreality which surrounds both him and his son's penis. He, like his son's penis, are not contingent realities -- rather, their existence is entirely necessary, and could never have not been.

Joe Biden "White Penises On Crack" (2020)

Produced By Randy Prozac

White Penises On Crack

vote for the white penis
or you ain't black
got you addicted to crack
laying on your back
my white penis is jacked
i'm joe biden, i rape babies
i stick my fingers inside you

i sniff your baby face
rub it all over the place
open your legs
open your borders
come on man!
you ain't black
sniff my sack
gimme a jack
suck up the big mac
swallow my smack

i sniff your baby face
rub it all over the place
open your legs

white penises on crack
hijacked your stack
finger you like a hunchback
pedophile nymphomaniac

white penises on crack
hijack your stack
finger you like a hunchback
pedophile nymphomaniac

white penises on crack
hijack your stack
finger you like a hunchback
pedophile nymphomaniac
erected at last
my brain is dead
give me head
keep them spread
shoot the warhead
in the woodshed
with a little redhead

white penises on crack
hijacked your stack
finger you like a hunchback
pedophile nymphomaniac

i'll finger you..

i sniff your baby face
rub it all over the place
open your legs
open your borders
come on man!
you ain't black
sniff my sack
gimme a jack
suck up the big mac
swallow my smack

i sniff your baby face
rub it all over the place
open your legs

a mound of head lice
on a bed of fried rice
with eyes like mice
once, twice and then thrice
you rolled the dice
end it for life
i'll take your slice
fingering your life
you're in my vice vise
you will pay the price

i'm joe biden, yeah
i'm joe biden, yeah
i'm joe biden, yeah

chinese payroll
and every loophole

chinese payroll
and every loophole
piss on your flagpole
i'm joe biden
i love my son's cock
hard as a rock
imported voter block
crushing your stock
c'mon man
you ain't black

chinese payroll
and every loophole

i'm joe biden
kept alive by child blood
bone cold in the hole
defecation in my soul
communist controlled
little baby eggrolls
i'm on patrol
around your sinkhole
slithered in your cubbyhole
on remote control
chinese payroll

i'm joe biden, yeah
i'm joe biden, yeah
i'm joe biden, yeah

i'm joe biden
kept alive by child blood
bone cold in the hole
defecation in my soul

Me And My Son's Penis

i'm joe biden
me and my son's penis
spread venereal disease

i'm joe biden
me and my son's penis
spread venereal diseases
tag team a thailand whore
and then come back for fucking more
i love the grooming gangs
they have the best gangbangs
i am a natural born pest
fondling your child's breasts
i like it when you watch
pressing with my crotch
i'm joe biden
when i get your kids alone
my penis is as hard as stone

i'm joe biden
me and my son's penis
spread venereal disease

i'll ram it down your throats
did you see my son's penis?
he puts it in my anus
we have sex with children
whenever we are with the clinton's
i've done so much cocaine
i no longer have a brain
i need to take a hit
off my son's dick
my son has sex with his niece
he puts her on her knees
white inbred sodomy

i don't know where i am
but i'm in charge..
i don't know where i am
but i'm in charge..

i don't know where i am
but i'm in charge of missile command
i smoke meth and suck some cock
push the button on the tomahawk
cuz i don't give a fuck
give me a bukkake
of chinese bucks
i licked obama's balls
inside the whitehouse halls
i'm joe biden
i love my son's penis
rub it with your feet
feel that slippery meat
smack it on your face
that's my voter base
my son goes to singapore
to get a little child whore
at the kiddy candy store

while i start the next world war
i'm joe biden..

while i start the next world war
i'm joe biden
i have sex with my son
and when i finally cum
on his face in a bombing run
now be a good comrade
pass the meth pipe to your dad
he likes to suck my nuts
with my boney fingers up his butt
this is the way to be
for the biden family
i'm joe biden
thank you for voting for me
your kids are my cold cuts
they're born to be my sluts
smelling the baby skin

i'm joe biden
i am a pizza fiend
it is my hotdog dream

Oval Office Cock Rocket

i'm joe biden
i'm joe biden
i'm joe biden
i'm joe biden

i'm joe biden
i have sex with my dog
when he takes the entire log
he gets a mouthful of eggnog

my son likes to watch
i'm staring at the splotch
growing on his crotch
soft rot butterscotch

i love my son's penis
we share it just between us

worms live in my tooth sockets
i'm an alabama hot pocket
your oval office cock rocket
a chinese-owned hand puppet

i'm joe biden
new waves of mass starvation
replacing your entire nation
with third world infestation

planned by the rockefeller foundation
gives me chronic masturbation
before my assassination
i'll increase your taxation

agenda twenty-one
always makes us cum
i'm dreaming of my son's penis
plowing through boxes of kleenex

a geriatric speed demon
with flies grazing on my semen
i'm joe biden
i'm your senile dirty smut

Beating Off To Child Cries

beating off to child cries
i'm joe biden
my penis is uncircumcised
and look at its massive size
can you hear the children's cries
when they get baptized
by a penis covered in flies
i like them paralyzed
so i can look into their eyes
as they are traumatized

their brains compartmentalize
my slimy cold hard ageing meat
it is your daycare armour treat
it smells like my son's niece's feet
when it starts to excrete
onto your spreadsheet
i beat my meat to the beat
when the kids take a seat
i'm hard as reinforced concrete

while i sodomize the economy
my son came all over me
i'm joe biden
let's go for a hotrod ride
put the hotdog deep inside
feel my cold meat slip and slide
eyed and tied by your bedside
doing the negroid backslide
cyanide nationwide
magnify my pesticide

while i sodomize the economy
while i sodomize the economy
while i sodomize the economy
while i sodomize the economy

i'm joe biden
i smoked the whole rock
i suck my son's cock
this is a love song
about my son's dong
it is big and long
inside your egg foo young
whack it like a ping pong
i'm joe biden
swallow my pasty salami

i almost forgot
your children make me hot
licking my liver spots
i smell like apricot
that has gone to rot
i'm joe biden
i'm your kentucky klondike bar
smeared on the backseat
of your bumper car
i'm the anal caviar
in your secret cookie jar
i'm joe biden
worms live in my testicles

Too 4 Real & 2 Young

i'm joe biden
slobber on my knob
like klaus schwab
he gives me the best blowjob
he really makes it start to throb
and you don't need a goddamn job

i'm here to lob a glistening blob
then i'm going to fucking rob
everything from here to punjab
i'm raping the corncob
with a toxic round-up crop

i'm joe biden
hot bush meet mic stand

bald babe gives me the best blowjob
too 4 real & 2 young

i ram it up inside the little lamb
ejaculate in their program
i don't give a damn
i am the anagram of uncle sam
a knock-off chinese diaphragm
jacking off to mammograms
in the hole of your christmas ham

i'm joe biden
you don't need to work
give my son's penis a jerk
it makes him go berzerk
grease him into fireworks
just do the damn footwork

bald babe gives me the best blowjob
too 4 real & 2 young

i'm joe biden
slobber on my knob
like klaus schwab
he gives me the best blowjob
he really makes it start to throb
and you don't need a goddamn job

i'm here to lob a glistening blob
then i'm going to fucking rob
everything from here to punjab
i'm raping the corncob
with a toxic round-up crop

i'm joe biden
it's time for boogaloo
i'll import all of mogadishu
no residue of prussian blue
at the hall of jiu-jitsu
it's all over fucking deja vu

i'm joe biden
i'm a one man apollo space program
from the tribe of abraham
gathering the little clams
back in ye olde canaan land

i'm joe biden
ok, i'm done it's time to go
replace me with the cock sucking hoe

bald babe gives me the best blowjob
too 4 real & 2 young

Tube Steak Zarathustra

i'm joe biden
my son's penis is everything

i'm joe biden
my son's penis
is at its zenith
you wouldn't believe it
unless you see it

my son's penis
it's shining like venus
a rising phoenix
you must kneel beneath it

we are birds of a feather
unite our penises together
we are the warlords
of the flesh swords

when you feel the sacred thrust
and the lust met with disgust
in my son's penis you can trust
sacrament from his blessed nuts

we are birds of a feather
unite our penises together
we are the warlords
of the flesh swords

my penis is the sun
his penis is the moon
together we devour
all the filipino poon

my son's penises will pass through you
his penis will protect you
when facing your defeat
just rub it with your feet
my son is a renaissance man
he'll rape you in a garbage can

i'm joe biden
my son's penis is everything

his penis is a talisman
to the locals of kazakhstan
we are the warlords
of the flesh swords
we blew our loads
on the charlemagne award

my penis is the sun
his penis is the moon
together we devour
all the filipino poon

on his penis, you will lean
his penis is your golden mean

i'm joe biden
my son's penis is everything

our family penis has the godman gene
we're descended from the byzantine
rod of hallelujah
kiss the penis of caligula
harder than the stare of medusa
a tube steak zarathustra

I Can Smell Your Adrenochrome

i'm joe biden
play with my greasy penis
bend it back and forth
rub my penis with your smelly feet
beat my penis against your face
i love incest vote for me erect my penis
fundamentally transform my son's penis

my son has sex with his niece
and sells national secrets to foreign communists
let me sniff your kids
i can smell your adrenochrome
i jerk off with your futures
i don't give a fuck that i don't give a fuck

i'm joe biden
play with my greasy penis
bend it back and forth

inject me with more baby blood
look at my son's penis, i'll be..

inject me with more baby blood
look at my son's penis
i'll finger you in your dreams
like a psychic flatworm
ejaculating your screams
i'm joe biden
i give my son head
i love to frazzle drip
i go postal on that crib

look at my son's penis
make sure that you see it
kids love my babytalk
i suck my own cock
i'm joe biden
i suck my son's cock
all around the clock
he's harder than a rock
like a ladyboy from bangkok

inject me with more baby blood
look at my son's penis, i'll be..

i take my son up the butt
cream cheese on his donut
my son is my total slut
taught him to bust my nut
i'm joe biden
i like kids in cages
especially underages
i beat off with their tears
with my tongue in their rears

i support the queers
been doing this for years
i'm joe biden
i traffic kidnapped children
and i made millions being a reptilian
look at my son's penis
but keep it just between us
rub it with your face
that's my voter base

he liked to fuck his niece
he liked to fuck his niece
he liked to fuck his niece
he liked to fuck his niece

he liked to fuck his niece
and preteen vietnamese
i'm joe biden
black people are cockroaches
everyone knows it
so you can drink my piss
taste my septic kiss
i love my son's penis

replace me with the trojan whore
i'm an open door
down on all fours
uncle CP hardcore
your personal drugstore
passed out on the floor
i'm joe biden
i killed my own son
he's not the only one
his mouth came undone

he liked to fuck his niece
he liked to fuck his niece
he liked to fuck his niece
he liked to fuck his niece

he liked to fuck his niece
and preteen vietnamese
i'm joe biden
black people are cockroaches
everyone knows it
so you can drink my piss
taste my septic kiss

a little hit and run
under the midnight sun
my other son
is my hotdog bun
a pay lots of cash
for the kids i smash
i love milk carton gash
i throw them in the trash

i'm joe biden
i love my sons penis
i suck it all day long
when we're in hong kong
i love mao zeedong
i will play along
to string you all along
america's swan song

i'm joe biden
i don't give a fuck
give my son a good suck
i give china everything
i have sex with xi jinping
i'm joe biden
pinch those little nipples
hear my rancid giggles
give the blacks some skittles
i'll keep you in your chains
i have no living brain

i'm joe biden
i love smoking meth
and a baby's dying breath
i'll support anything
as long as it destroys your dream
feel me deep inside
under the rocks where worms hide
look into my eyes

i don't give a fuck
give my son a suck

the smell of your innocent child
counting the ways to defile
always makes me smile
smelling the baby's skin
gives me tingles deep within