Blowjob From Tamara "Auto-Neurotic Percolations" (2016)

Produced by Randy Prozac

Freeze Dried Soft Drive

the hand lotion
squirted on my face
and then i had a dream
of shooting myself
i could feel the bullet
go through my head
but i was still there
so i tried drinking
my own breast milk
and it tasted like puke
then i end up in a ball
on the floor
and then everything goes black
and the puppy face shows up again
and then i wake up
in a puddle of cold vomit
a disgusting autistic baby
that needs big hugs and kisses
but i'm covered in puke
and i smell like dog pee
because the dog peed on me
while i was passed out
and on instagram
every time my boyfriend ejaculates
i have to be on the other side of the room
because his sperm is disgusting
everything about it is disgusting
the color and the consistency
just makes me feel like i'm going to vomit
and i'm practically illiterate
but my tits make up for it
and i think i have meningitis
and i can't eat peanut butter
because it never goes down
it just stays in my mouth
like a creamy crunchy leech
and i just can't stop talking to myself
and i freaked out and grabbed a pan
and started swinging it and shouting
i hate this person
they think they're are so awesome
and i have a fear of cucumbers
and i always feel invisible hands
poking me
and i threw up again
now there's captain crunch
all over the linoleum
and the dog is licking it up
and i keep hearing someone whistling
and the phone keeps vibrating

Pregnant Retard Lethal Injection

my mom drank liquor
and smoked weed
when she was pregnant with me
my forehead bulges out
and i have a cleft palate
i feel really confused
all the time
with everything
i think i have down's syndrome
i don't have the brains to have anything
resembling an intelligent conversation
i don't have the motivation
to do anything but watch television
because i wasn't fully toilet trained
until i was 17 years old
when i try to read a book
i just end up staring at a block of text
without understanding it at all
my perception is so limited and small
that i go into detail
about the tiniest bit of knowledge
that i have in my brain
then when i die
i'll go to heaven retarded
and they'll laugh at me there too
i don't know how to walk normal
because i can't stop thinking
about my mechanical legs
that suspend my disgusting abdomen
up off the ground
like a sack of filthy potatoes
on display
for everyone to laugh at
a sack of ugly potatoes
on stilts
and i know i have autism
and i'm legally blind too
and i have that weird fat puffy face
and people joke that i'm "mentally challenged"
mentally challenged? fuck off
i'm a retard!
a total retard that needs lethal injection
they should sterilize my entire family tree

The Autistic Pac-Man

i lost my new ear buds
and i think i'm freaking out over it
and i'm on the pill and a bit obese
and i got some new jeans the other day
and i keep hearing a little girl voice
inside my head saying
help me.. help me..
and now i'm paralyzed
on the right side of my body
and i tried playing with the dog
with the left side
and then i started sobbing uncontrollably
and then the dog starts heaving
thick yellow vomit
and i started kicking the coffee table
kicking it and kicking it
and he starts shitting
so i threw him out the window of the high-rise
and he was so light
that the wind just carried him
like a little angel
smashing him into the adjacent high-rise
leaving a tiny red pock mark
of blood
that i see every single day
and i don't care..
i don't care..
and then i have 180 symptoms
of mental retardation
and it always feels like there's sweat
dripping down my body
but there is no sweat
and i don't even feel like i'm in my own body
and i use noxzema pads on everything
and there's microscopic eggs everywhere
and my dog is insane
and i know the apocalypse is coming
and that motor-home is still there
and there's bugs in my skin
moving through my arms and legs
and they're feeding off my brain
like pac-man
and i can feel them moving around
and many of them are making new little holes
and i sprayed myself with windex
then they started pushng out
and i peed them out
and i always hear a flat-lining sound in my head
and sudafed gave me brain disease
and one side of my face is bulging
because my head is flat on the back
and it makes me look like someone i'm not
then i puked the worms out
and they were in my brain
and now there's vomit in my lungs
everywhere i go
i hear bad voices cursing me
and the autistic dots
are eating up my brain
and i get flashes in my right eye
because the tapeworms
are inside of my eyeball
i keep trying to kill the worms
but they won't die
i tried writing a suicide note
but it just turned out lame
i don't know how to be funny
i tried watching those funny shows
and stand-up comedians
but whenever i try to implement the jokes
people just stare at me in this awkward silence
and it's a continuous circle
getting stronger and stronger each time
i've been throwing up for days straight
and the room is spinning
and i'm having hallucinations
and the dog is screaming
and the only reason
i'm not dead yet
is because i'm scared to death of knives
and i'm repulsed by reproductive organs
every time my phone vibrates
i feel the urge to masturbate
but then i just pee my pants and go numb
the human body makes me sick to my stomach
and i threw up on the bus
then my body begins to shiver
and i have nightmares for days
i can't even say the word "penicillin"
penicillin!
penicillin!